Recommendation: Get A Dammit Doll

In Catalog Favorites, they have a little stuffed doll that is named Dammit Doll.  It has this little poem attached to it:    WHENEVER THINGS DON'T GO SO WELL.  AND YOU WANT TO HIT THE WALL AND YELL.  HERE'S A LITTLE DAMMIT DOLL THAT YOU CANNOT DO WITHOUT.  JUST GRASP IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGS AND FIND A PLACE TO SLAM IT.  AND AS YOU WHACK THE STUFFING OUT, YELL "DAMMIT, DAMMIT'