Things That Aren't Illegal But Should Be

Wearing a colander over your head for your driver's license is allowed in Utah.  It's legal because Utah recognizes it as a religious statement for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters.  Pastafarians are recognized as a religion.     Flashing lights to warn of a speed trap.    Driving barefoot.     Swearing at a cop.     Walking around while high.    Ignoring stop signs on private property.    Spitting on cars that are badly parked.    Using a radar detector.     Flipping off a cop.     In Mississippi, driving with an open container of alcohol.         Insure.Com