Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

DANGEROUS:   What's for dinner?     SAFER:   Can I help with dinner?    SAFEST:  Where would you like to go for dinner?    ULTRA SAFE:   Here, have some wine.       DANGEROUS:   Are you wearing that?    SAFER:   You sure look good in brown.   SAFEST:  Wow! Look at you!    Ultra Safe:   Here, have some wine.      DANGEROUS:   What are you so worked up about?     SAFER:   Could we be overreaching?    SAFEST:   Here's my paycheck.    ULTRA SAFE:   Here, have some wine.     DANGEROUS:   Should you be eating that?    SAFER:  You know, there are a lot of apples left.    SAFEST:   Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?    ULTRA SAFE:  Here, have some wine.     DANGEROUS:   What did you do all day?    SAFER:  I hope you didn't over-do-it today.    SAFEST:   I've always loved you in that robe!     ULTRA SAFE:   Here, have some wine.